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I backed out of a drive way and I was stuck in the middle of the road and the wheel would not turn?!?
I was backing out of a driveway and there was a small pile of snow a tire had to go over so I pushed I the gas while it was in reverse. The car shot back and I got over the bump. I was perfetly in the middle of the small road blocking the whole thing. I went to turn my wheel to continue on and the wheel would not turn!! The key was totally jammed also. I blocked the whole thing and there were tons of cars waiting for me. 3 people had to push me back into the driveway over the snow and a guy couldn’t figure out what was wrong even though he sat in my car and tried messing with the key and wheel. The gas and brakes didn’t work. Once I was pushed in the driveway everything thing went back to normal. I figured this after everyone left. I was so embaressed and freaked out. How do this happen?
Mind you the can is a 2000 toyota minivan if that makes a difference.
proably wedged snow between tires then it froze should melt-check for fuel shut off relay large bump shut off your igniti0on+fuel pump
HOW WE GO OUT VERSION 2
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